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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood without the risk of dying of cancer in captivity?

In the wild, a woodchuck may live five or six years. In a study conducted at the Philadelphia Zoo, researchers found that captive woodchucks died of many causes, including cancer of the liver, heart attacks, and cerebral strokes caused by hardening of the arteries.

Fergus, Charles. Wildlife of Pennsylvania and the Northeast. Stackpole Books, 2000, p. 44.